FOR centuries, the Cacao Illuminati had waited for Chocolate’s Chosen One. Then in 2012, they found him. Well, they caught him skinny-dipping in their sacred chocolate fountain. But as they hosed him off (which was awkward for everyone) they saw his birthmark shaped like a cacao bean – and knew he was it. Right away, they made him Baron of their chocolate castle and taught him their dark chocolate secrets. Ever since, he’s been traveling the world searching for ingredients and inspiration. Sending recipes back to his Wellington HQ, where they’re expertly hand-made by his chocolate disciples. To try them yourself, shop online or drop by Baron Hasselhoff’s Emporium in Berhampore.